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I don’t want to be buried. I want my remains to be cast into space. I want my corpse to float by a UFO and cause some aliens to have panic attacks.
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You guys I love him so fucking much.
Who is this mystery man that has become #1 on my shit list
Magic: THE Gathering
Before i knew, played, and loved Magic… i absolutely believe that trading card games are a waste of time.Then my friends introduced me to the game and it entered the battlefield so hard that i was swept across the planes of the multiverse. And now here i am, a vorthos bro, chuckling silently at how miniscule those marvel, dc, and other similar universes are compared to the vastness of the Magic Multiverse.
Magic: the Gathering is truly amazing. It can’t be countered, and when it comes into play it can never be destroyed or exiled. It can be bounced once in a while, but there’s more mana where that came from.
me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants
This is so confusing to read as a British person
me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor
You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world” or, “What’ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.
Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!
My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
Does your apostrophe key not work or something?
That’s the thing about depression: A human being can survive almost anything, as long as she sees the end in sight. But depression is so insidious, and it compounds daily, that it’s impossible to ever see the end. The fog is like a cage without a key.
Elizabeth Wurtzel